Friday, June 26, 2009

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a wolf?

Well, I’ve no idea but there’s a sword involved somewhere apparently…

In a diary room visit, Halfwit told Big Brother his thoughts on the house mood and his own mood as he’s facing possible eviction tonight.

“Hmm… I really hope I survive this eviction. That’d be very nice. Erm… but, erm. Hmm. I’m a bit in two minds about the sword of truth right now.”

Aren’t we all are at some point during the day?

He continued, “I’m happy to take Siavash’s advice and back off on the sword of truth for now.

“People may reflect in the backs of their minds about what I said about wolves and sheep… Gosh. I’m really rubbish at game plans. I’m enjoying myself – it’s certainly a unique experience” he added confusingly.

He then moved on saying, “Today I’m gonna give myself a break from analysing the social dynamics and just chill. I’m just gonna chill and chat with people and exchange stories, make connections, you know?”

Right on man… I think.


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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Where in the World Was Gov. Mark Sanford? Argentina, Of Course

Mark Sanford wasn't nude-hiking the Appalachian Trail. He was chilling in Argentina. He's just a regular-folks governor who jets to Buenos Aires for a week without telling his wife, abandoning his kids on Father's Day while his staff lies preposterously.

South Carolina's The State caught Sanford arriving at Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport this morning:

Sanford, in an exclusive interview with The State, said he decided at the last minute to go to the South American country to recharge after a difficult legislative session in which he battled with lawmakers over how to spend federal stimulus money.

Asked why his staff said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, Sanford gave two different answers: 1) I have no idea, and 2) Because I told them I was going to hike the Appalachian Trail.

When asked why his staff said he was on the Appalachian Trail, Sanford replied, "I don't know."

Sanford later said "in fairness to his staff," he had told them he might go hiking on the Appalachian Trial.

One thing we know for sure about Sanford is that he hires idiots. His spokesman Joel Sawyer told The State yesterday that Sanford had spoken with his office, and continued to maintain that he was hiking. These are obvious lies—if Sanford checked in, then they would have known he was in Argentina, and if they knew he was in Argentina, then they knew he wasn't hiking—and it was entirely predictable that they would be revealed as such when Sanford returned. You can smell the panic. Did they not think that reporters would be staking out the Atlanta airport?

The State says Sanford returned a day earlier than planned, which would suggest that he had been in contact with his office at some point and been called home. The newspaper also said that he was originally supposed to fly into Columbia, S.C., but arrived in Atlanta after bumping up his return by a day. This is of interest because CNN reported finding his car in the Columbia airport parking lot last night, and a local television station reported finding another of the governor's security-detail SUV's in the Atlanta airport parking lot yesterday.

Why would there be cars at both airports? Given the circumstances, it wouldn't be out of order to speculate wildly: Did the governor's staff plant a car at Columbia's airport to make the Appalachian Trail story appear more likely? After all, it makes little sense that he would drive to Atlanta, about 80 miles from the trail, and then fly to another point on the trail. It does make sense that he would fly from Columbia to Atlanta and then go hiking. So did a panicked staffer, after seeing the report of the governor's car in Atlanta, plant another one in Columbia and leak it to CNN? Who knows.

Sanford also said he was alone on the trip, which no one believes.

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

"Alice in Wonderland" gets made trippy by Tim Burton

No longer content to haunt only your Christmas nightmares, Tim Burton is bringing Alice in Wonderland to the big screen next March, in some intensely mind-frakking 3D glory. The story is a sequel to Alice's original adventure, one in which she flees an unwanted marriage proposal by following a white rabbit down a hole to Wonderland. Only, she doesn't remember the drug-fueled nap dream that got her there the first time, 10 years earlier.

USA Today unveiled the first character images and concept art this morning, and yes, Alice has been Burton-ized.

Anne Hathaway plays The White Queen, who, in terms of literary motif in Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking-Glass, is sort of the chess queen protagonist — but who, for the purposes of this post, we're just going to call "crazy hot," even all frosted over like this.

Helena Bonham Carter is The Red Queen, because who else are you going to cast to play trippy royalty with a penchant for chopping off little kids' heads?

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Monday, June 22, 2009

Neda, The Face of a Revolution

Unless you tuned out completely over the weekend you've seen the haunting video of a young woman named Neda dying on a Tehran street after being shot in the heart. She is now the immortal face of a revolutionary movement.

Just like the image of a man standing in front of a tank brigade became the lasting image of the Tiananmen Square protests in China, the video of Neda, her eyes growing ever more vacant by the second as her spirit leaves her body and climaxing with blood pouring from her orifices, is destined to become the image that few of us who saw/see it will ever forget. What happens next in the movement is the question. Will Neda's death galvanize the Iranian revolutionaries who've spent the past week protesting against the religious conservatives who control their government and rigged the recent presidential election in their favor, or will Neda's death scare enough of them into submission to allow the government to effectively squash the movement?

Time speculates on this very subject:

Although it is not yet clear who shot "Neda" (a soldier? pro-government militant? an accidental misfiring?), her death may have changed everything. For the cycles of mourning in Shiite Islam actually provide a schedule for political combat - a way to generate or revive momentum. Shiite Muslims mourn their dead on the third, seventh and 40th days after a death, and these commemorations are a pivotal part of Iran's rich history. During the revolution, the pattern of confrontations between the shah's security forces and the revolutionaries often played out in 40-day cycles.

The first clashes in January 1978 produced two deaths that were then commemorated on the 40th day in mass gatherings, which in turn produced new confrontations with security forces - and new deaths. Those deaths then generated another 40-day period of mourning, new clashes, and further deaths. The cycle continued throughout most of the year until the shah's ouster in January 1979.

The revolutionaries exploited the deep passion about martyrdom as well as the timetable of Shiite mourning in whipping up greater opposition to Shah Mohammed Reza Pahlavi. With the deaths of "Neda" and others, they may now find the same phenomena used against them.

On a personal note, I first saw the video of Neda's death on Sunday afternoon at around 2PM. For the remainder of the day and up to this point, I've failed every effort, and there have been many, to get it out of my head. Even when I went to the gym late in the day, a place of solace where I'm usually able to blast music in my ears while exercising and just forget about everything going on in the outside world, I found myself unable to remove Neda from my mind. Now, I realize that this doesn't make me unique as I'm sure that many have felt overcome with the same feelings after seeing the video, but it's significant beyond Iran for many reasons, not the least of which being because I think it causes everyone who's seen the video to contemplate their own lives in their own country, just like it did and continues to do with me. Would we Americans be willing to stand up to our government under the same circumstances? I sort of doubt it.

Regardless, here's the video of Neda's death for benefit of those who haven't seen it. I suppose at this point it goes without saying, but this is extremely graphic, disturbing footage.

Our sisters at Jezebel also have a post on this that includes links to many thoughts/opinions on the matter. [Jezebel]

In Iran, One Woman's Death May Have Many Consequences [Time]

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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Posh’s boobs over the years


How to get from A to D? No, this is not a math problem, but a medical one. More specific, it is a psychical issue.
When she was the Posh Spice Girl, Victoria Beckham had the 34A natural size. Since then, as you will see in the photos, she got to artificial size 34D then went back to 34B. How? She made not less than three boob jobs. The first one was made in 1999. The last one was made last month, but this one was meant to make from 34D a 34B. She is now recovering in France with soccer star David, 34, and their sons Brooklyn, ten, Romeo, six, and four-year-old Cruz.
A little bit better, but still, too much medical interventions are not healthy at all. Note that Victoria also changed her fake orange tan for a more natural pale look using artificial interventions.

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Monday, June 15, 2009

Dave Grohl: Poo Fighter

There are few things in this world that warm my heart more than seeing a dyed in the wool rock star pushing a baby stroller.

Saturday afternoon, Foo Fighters front man and former Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl and his wife Jordyn Blum took their two baby girls– two month old newborn Harper Willow and 3 year old Violet Maye– for a stroll and a quick nibble at The Stand. They win the parents of the year award for most normal, adorable baby naming.

Dave eschewed the standard flowery diaper bag in favor of an orange backpack, but you know that thing was packed with booty wipes and maybe a binkie or two.

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Kim Kardashian: “Lady Gaga Better Watch Her Back”


Seriously, why does everyone in Hollyweird think they can sing? Kim Kardashian thinks she has what it takes to be on top of the pop charts like Lady Gaga or Beyonce. Uh, fareal though Kim, play your position and stick with “reality tv”, photo shoots and pressuring Reggie Bush to wife that @ss.

Reality show star Kim Kardashian wants to try her hand at music and is convinced she could be just as great as Lady Gaga or Jennifer Lopez.

“Producers ask me all the time,” she said about her new possible venture.

“I’d have to hear a song and feel it out and see if it’s something I’d sound good at. I would like the music to sound a bit like Lady GaGa, Britney Spears and J.Lo with a bit of an R’n’B twist to it.

“Filming the video would be fun, that would be the best bit,” she added.

It’s not the first time Kim has expressed her desire to launch a singing career. She told Hollyscoop back in 2007 at the House of Hype Grammy after party that “everyone’s been asking me about the singing thing. I’m really shy, my voice probably isn’t the greatest.”

She added, “I’ve decided this year I’m going to do things that are outside my comfort zone, so I think I might try a little bit here and there and just see what happens with it.”

How about we leave the singing to um…lets say…singers! What do you guys think? Do you think she has what it takes to be the next Britney or J.Lo? Or should she just stick to her reality show?


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Kara Tointon For I’m A Celebrity 2009?

Eastenders actress Kara Tointon is said to be considering making an appearance on this years I’m A Celebrity.

The actress plays Dawn Swann on the BBC soap opera but has been axed and will appear on our screens for the last time this summer. Kara’s boyfriend Joe Swash won last year’s series of the show.

A show insider told the Daily Star: “She’s already got a huge fanbase who will love to be able to watch her out of character and being herself in the jungle camp.

“Kara’s known for being really sweet and game for a laugh so we think she would be perfect on the show. She’s a girly girl and will no doubt struggle with all the creepy-crawlies, but most of the celebrities on the show say that to begin with.”

I don’t know how much faith to put in this rumour, given that only a few months ago Kara was linked to BBC’s Strictly Come Dancing.


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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Adam Lambert Covers Rolling Stone (PHOTO SHOOT VIDEO)

 

Adam Lambert graces the cover of Rolling Stone magazine and shares the news that comes as no surprise to any of his fans…the fact that he is gay.  The runner-up to Kris Allen on the the latest run of American Idol admits, “I’m proud of my sexuality, I embrace it.”

Lambert acknowledges the fact that he was nervous about coming out while Idol was still on the air, and decided that he wanted to do it on his own terms.  He said, “I was worried that coming out would be so sensationalized that it would overshawdow what I was there to do, which was sing.  I’m an entertainer, and who I am and what I do in my personal life is a separate thing, it shouldn’t matter.  Except it does.  It’s really confusing.”

The rocker participated in a frank interview that will appear in the upcoming issue - which hits newsstands on Wednesday, June 10.  We’ve included another photo of Lambert from his appearance on Saturday at the 11th Annual ‘Young Hollywood’ event.

Check out photos of Lambert and his boyfriend, interior designer Drake LaBry, and be sure to view a behind the scenes look at the Rolling Stone photo shoot - featuring Adam Lambert below.

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The Upper East Side's Garden of Tacky Delights

Ever wander up Fifth Avenue and wonder about the earthly delights behind the cloistered co-op walls? A tipster browsing the Sotheby's listings discovered that just because it's expensive doesn't mean you should be jealous.

The floral print explosion and are you fucking kidding me? doggy-in-a-tuxedo painting at 960 Fifth Ave. belongs to one Murray Goodman, who made his fortune building shopping malls. He bought this 13-room manse in 1981 for $1.4 million; it went on the market late last year at $32.5 million. Since then he's steadily dropped the price, now a steal at $27.6 million.

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Jessica Alba Bonds With Her Birthday Girl


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Happy Birthday Honor Marie! The little cutie celebrated her big day on Sunday with breakfast at Real Food Daily with parents Cash Warren and Jessica Alba.

The family met up with some friends and the birthday girl babbled and smiled at everyone in between bits of almond-milk pancakes!

The trio was then off to LAX, where they caught a flight to Oklahoma for Jessica’s new film, The Killer Inside Me.

Missed Honor’s first birthday gallery? Check it out, then leave your comments on this post!

Honor wears Pediped Isabellas in White ($32).

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